Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected
child processing that took up a lot of space and
valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other
programs and now monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0,
Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run,
crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to
keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to
run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going
back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work
on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,
A Troubled User.


REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0,
thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment
program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its
Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to
delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is
impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files
from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0
is designed to not
allow this.
Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under
Warnings-Alimony/Child Support." I recommend that you
keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I
suggest installing the background application "Yes
Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C: \
APOLOGIZE. Because ultimately you will have to give
the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to
normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great! program, but it tends to be very
high maintenance.
Wife1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean
and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs.
Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5.
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